"Oh my god" Came a resounding call around the neighbourhood as you strolled down the street. Your (H/C) hair flowing beautifully on the breeze as your breasts caught the attention of any man, woman, child, animal or alien looking your way. The shirt you wore only accentuated the fact and your pants showed off a lot of skin, making the men drool for you. They flocked to your side but you pushed them away, eyes only on one man. (Celebrity here)
"Oh (Y/N)" They cried as they ran to you, grabbing your hands. You smiled as they looked with shining (E/C) gems that held only admiration for you.
"I love you so!" They declared before making love to you, tongue weaving with yours and hands roaming your body.
It was then you woke up from your alcohol induced slumber and realized you were making love to a street post.
My...
God...
I'm...
*trying to stop laughing*
*still laughing*
You're not helping!